Are you ready!!!! Riot Fest 2021!!!!

After our Glasto-like festival fallow year of 2020 I thought I’d look ahead to 2021.  And one of our go-to festivals has already announced the beginnings of their lineup.  Riot Fest 2021 is encouraging.  The first wave was just announced, and it satisfies and leaves excitement for the second and final wave releases.

The headliners are absolutely perfect.  They are solid enough to foreshadow some great bands for the second and final wave releases.  But they set me up to be able to leave early and avoid the clusterfuck of Uber lines and get to an aftershow or Lou Malnatis.  Two I’ve already seen enough times and don’t need to see them again, and two are interesting but not gonna keep me late.  But that’s okay.  I’ve heard it said before the strength of a festival is on the third line of the poster.  I have to admit that Run The Jewels might be the one I’m most interested in seeing. Before you doubt me, remember that Rage tapped them to open their reunion tour. In Zach and Tom I trust…

Below that first line it gets better.  There’s the token mix of emo/pop punk that Riot Fest will always have and that’s great.  The bands that learned the guitar to Dookie or Enema of the State.  Taking Back Sunday, The All-American Rejects, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, Mayday Parade.  They all are sure to be fun live, though I may not be able to tell them apart.

There’s the stoner ska punk rock of Sublime and Dirty Heads.  All we need is 311 and Pepper to be added for the second and final waves to complete the Chuckie quinella.

There are a couple acts sure to be a favorite of KJ’s.  K.Flay, Meg Myers, Best Coast, and Beach Bunny.  Especially Meg Myers.

There’s some legacy acts.  Legacy is a nice way of saying we’re old.  Acts that were popular in our youth.  Circle Jerks reunion is a big deal and seeing them is almost a necessity.  Old school punk from my high school days.  Living Colour.  I just want to hear Cult of Personality again.  Vernon Reid on guitar and Corey Glover in his Body Glove wetsuit (from the video…I hope he’s not wearing it still).  L7 were another of the sounds of the 90s.  They kinda follow Bikini Kill in the Riot Grrrl vein, though I think they’re more grunge than punk.  I saw them with Rancid a year or so ago and they still bring it.  And Toots and The Maytals.  Toots is probably 80 years old, so we won’t have this opportunity long.  They had songs covered by The Clash and The Specials, two of my all time favorites.  Need to see Toots just to kiss the ring and offer respect.  And Hepcat and Fishbone.  Fun sound.  One cool and calm and one cool and frenetic.  And there’s a place for both. I didn’t enjoy Fishbone at 2017 Riot Fest, but I’ve seen them since they reunited the original six and they’re so much more fun.  And Jawbox harkens back to the hardcore punk scene of DC in the 80s.

And then there’s the “odd”, not that there’s anything wrong with that.  Riot Fest does “odd” very well. And Gogol Bordello is odd. At one of our Lollas.  They have the Russian lead singer, accordion player, and almost seem like a Cirque De Soleil meets punk act.  Would be super cool as an aftershow or up close.  We were way far away at the bandshell at Lolla and it didn’t do them justice.  Another “odd” one is Coheed and Cambria.  I’ve never listened to them but recognize their name showing up on many festival lineups.  Reading about them and listening to them takes me to Rush’s 2112.  The sound isn’t Rush, though the singer does have a little Geddy Lee in his voice.  But they’re kinda prog rockish.  Their songs are based on a science fiction comic book that the lead singer writes.  I can’t explain it.  You just need to hear it.  Wouldn’t be surprised if they have a great show.

And there’s some newer punk.  KJ and I saw SWMRS open for our friends FIDLAR at the Metro.  I thought they were better than FIDLAR, and FIDLAR was great.  Billie Joe’s son plays drums.  PUP are Canadian Punks (oxymoron?) with a great sound. They are on the rise and should be seen. 7/23/20 UPDATE. SWMRS is cancelled maybe for good. And for good reason. Google “SWMRS” and “Joey Armstrong” and “Regrettes”. Basically, SWMRS made a big deal about being all inclusive and supporting women and then a story gets published where Joey (at best) sexually harassed the underage singer of the Regrettes. They’re done. And deservingly.

And there are more…and there will be more for the second and final wave announcements, which will lead to revisit my wish list post and an update. Speaking of soon, is it too soon to talk about September 2021. Maybe not. I need to get out of the house. The QuarantineFest was only good for four or five plays through….

QuarantineFest

We need a festival.  You know it.  As I was socially distancing myself and working from home this week, I played YouTube videos in the background needing to free myself from the news and real world.  I found a few great live musical performances I had been intending to watch and played one after another.  At the end of the day I thought “Man, that would’ve been a helluva festival lineup.”

So began the vision of the virtual music festival.  Callbullchip.com presents the inaugural (and hopefully only) QuarantineFest.  All virtually presented via YouTube. Open the playlist, press play, sit back, or stand up, and enjoy a festival by yourself. Like any good festival, you can skip those you don’t like, or check out a few songs of one before heading over to another stage.

Try telling me this wouldn’t be a great couple of days.  And I created it so I get to choose the headliners. No squabbling over which bands are bigger. I chose as headliners two of the absolute best live acts ever (and it’s not even debatable); Frank and the Oils.  And it’s not perfect.  Some bands didn’t have good YouTube videos (Rancid, Pennywise, and Drakulas).  And I tried to stay away from the videos filmed by iPhone in the crowd (The Beasties one notable exception). And, I don’t know what happened with the audio of Weezer’s encore, but most of the sound is good (except from videos from VHS camera circa 1993). I tried to mix it up with some small bands that we’d see typically at the bottom of the poster.  And a mix of genres, though you can see whose taste it follows.  While I’ve seen most, it includes a few bucketlisters for me.

So here it is…a youTube playlist to enjoy a festival all by yourself while you are socially distant:

And, to make it a festival a few things you need to do:

  • Take a zip tie and put it on your wrist, preferably too tight, and keep it on for three days adding another one each day.
  • Watch it on a TV outside.  The bigger the screen the better.  But switch it up to a small screen, like a phone, occasionally to feel like you didn’t get a good spot and are way back.
  • Go find some cheap beer, but pay $11 apiece for one. 
  • Or drink warm red wine from a plastic cup.
  • Stand for the entire thing.
  • Some of the videos are HD, others are not. Consider the low definition videos as viewing the show with a fuzzy haze after quite a few drinks.

And if you want to feel like you’re at a specific festival, here are some suggestions:

Coachella:

  • Put sweet tea vodka in ziplocs and keep it in your pockets
  • Ask your wife what’s for dinner and when she responds tell her you didn’t ask what the specials were
  • Invite your teenager’s friends over for a pool party while you watch the videos

Lollapalooza:

  • Walk around the block four times between sets
  • Stop watching one video early and head to your fridge for some ice cream
  • Drink red wine while watching Ghost

Riot Fest:

  • Skip the first half of the videos since you wouldn’t get there early enough to see them.
  • Skip the last videos since you would leave early to see the aftershows.  Or…
  • For the headliners, turn off all the lights in the room and walk around and bounce off the furniture
  • Call an Uber, but you have to wait 45 minutes for it.

Desert Trip:

  • Invite your wife’s friends over for a pool party while you watch the videos.

Surf City Blitz:

  • Fill your shoes up with sand.
  • Try telling your wife that her VIP service sucks (I’m not responsible for the resulting conversation), esquire.
  • Wear your brown pants.
  • Heavy pours for any drinks you make.

 

Last minute VIP passes are available…includes special VIP access to the remote control, clean bathrooms (as long as you keep your own bathroom clean), access to all the food and drink you have in your own home, transportation from your bedroom to your TV, and more….

VIP

Riot Fest or Fallow Year?

I’m kinding feeling it’s time for a Glastonbury-like fallow year for festivals.  They do it every seven years, right?  I’ve got seven years of festivals running now; Coachella 2013 through Riot Fest 2019.  Haven’t even missed one day.  Never left a day early, got in a day late, left mid-stream to drive to Wisconsin and back for dad of the year honors.  As I feel it may be time for a break I am well aware the excitement that a lineup reveal can generate.  Kinda like the anticipation of Christmas for a kid.  And with the right reveal, any fallow year desire evaporates.  Replaced by a rally cry for others to join and commit. And with the watering down of festival lineups recently, it feels like it’s Riotfest or bust.

So what artists might generate that rally cry?  Riotfest has always tried to champion the reunion act; from Replacements to Jawbreaker to Bikini Kill last year.  And there are a bunch of reunion acts I’d jump for.  However, they probably already hit the reunion homerun with My Chemical Romance.  They’re a great get, but not for me.  What it tells me is that other reunion acts I had hoped for probably wouldn’t happen.  And the top two for me, Rage and Bauhaus have already announced Chicago dates too close to RF to be included. They are out as is likely any other big reunion act.

Alright already.  Here’s a few acts that I could rally around.  Fingers crossed.  Maybe.  All are acts I’ve never seen, and a few bucket lists.  First two crossed out as they were hopefuls but now out.

Edit…that was quick. No sooner than I published this I got an email from the Metro in Chicago announcing a June Propaghandi show, making them out for Riotfest. The list dwindles….

  • Rage
  • Bauhaus
  • Operation Ivy (not gonna happen, but if it did….)
  • Oingo Boingo (Danny Elfman is playing Coachella…)
  • Idles
  • Eminem
  • Morrissey
  • Madness
  • The Cure (I have seen them but it was the “Friday I’m In Love” era tour so it doesn’t count. No one wants a happy Cure).
  • Circle Jerks
  • PiL
  • Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes
  • Generation Sex (half Pistols half Gen X)
  • Propaghandi
  • The Hold Steady
  • Stiff Little Fingers
  • Stranglers
  • Kraftwerk 3D

And here are a few steady always-see-when-near acts.  Some of these could easily end up.

  • Buzzcocks
  • Bad Religion
  • The Specials
  • Dropkick Murphys
  • UK Subs

Video Highlights….all the fests (almost)

It’s been a while.  Maybe I’m finally rested from Riot Fest 2019.  Or maybe I figured I’d take the month of October off.  But since my last post on September 23 with my Musings, Observations, and Lessons Learned from this year’s Riot Fest, it’s been almost six weeks.

I put together some video highlights from last years’ Surf City Blitz, and thought it was cool to revisit.  So I did the same for all of the other fests outside of Indio, CA.  And the videos are linked below.  It was fun for me to go back and re-watch these as all but two of the videos were taken by me (can anyone guess which ones I didn’t take?).  Might not be as interesting to anyone else, but maybe.  Let me know.  I might go back and dig up Coachella and Desert Trip also.

November 4th Update…Desert Trip (Day 2 and Day 3) added. Keep on rockin….

Riot Fest 2019 Countdown – The Finale

One freaking week away. One long week until what looks like a great weekend. We’ve done a lot of previews. Some better than others. There’s a lot of music out there. Efforting to make previewing a little less cumbersome, here’s links to previously posted previews. All in one spot. Look through them. Click away. Also, at the bottom is a link to a youtube library with all of the videos (or most….there’s 129) in one place if you want to put it on shuffle and repeat. See you next week.

Friday

Pkew Pkew Pkew 11:55 AM
The Garden 12:30 PM
Anti-Flag 1:30 PM
Hot Water Music 2:20 PM
I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME 2:30 PM
Senses Fail 3:10 PM
Hot Snakes 3:20 PM and Saturday at the Cobra
Angel Du$t 4:00 PM
The Get Up Kids 4:15 PM
Neck Deep 4:25 PM
Cock Sparrer 4:40 PM
Violent Femmes 5:30 PM and Friday at the Concorde
Pennywise 6:10 PM
H2O 6:20 PM
Dashboard Confessional 6:35 PM
Descendents 7:15 PM
Glassjaw 7:30 PM
Rancid 7:40 PM
Jawbreaker 8:45 PM
Blink 182 8:45 PM

Saturday

Masked Intruder 12:15 PM
The HU 1:05 PM
Cherry Glazerr 1:45 PM
Drakulas 2:00 PM
Surfer Blood 2:45 PM
The Selecter 3:25 PM
Turnover 4:45 PM
The Struts 6:00 PM
Senses Fail 6:15 PM
Manchester Orchestra 7:15 PM
Rise Against 7:25 PM
Bloc Party 8:45 PM

Sunday

Save Ferris 12:45 PM
Skating Polly 1:00 PM
White Reaper 1:40 PM
Frank Iero 1:45 PM
The Beaches 2:25 PM
Less Than Jake 3:00 PM
Ride 3:10 PM
Streetlight Manifesto 4:15 PM
Dave Hause 4:50 PM
Bob Mould 5:15 PM
Teenage Bottlerocket 6:00 PM and Sunday at the Cobra
Patti Smith 6:20 PM
The Starting Line 6:45 PM
The Raconteurs 7:25 PM
The Ergs 7:30 PM
Taking Back Sunday 8:15 PM
Bikini Kill 8:30 PM

Riot Fest 2019 YouTube playlist