Riot Fest 26 Friday for Barb

CallbullChatGPT was asked what a good Friday schedule would be for Barb. This is what they came up with. I do think maybe Sex Pistols instead of All American Rejects may be a good add if not just for the historical perspective. I also think Bratmobile (Riot Girl) instead of the Paradox may be a good choice.

Since you don’t like hardcore/screamo, like pop music, and definitely want Twenty One Pilots, I’d start around noon and make Friday feel fun rather than exhausting.

🎵 My Friday plan for you

TimeWhat I’d doWhy
12:00–12:30Cardinals🎸 Easy, upbeat indie/rock start
12:30–1:10Food / wanderDon’t burn yourself out early
1:10–1:40JMSN⭐ Smooth R&B/pop/electronic
1:40–2:20Break / explore
2:20–2:50Violet GrohlAccessible rock
2:55–3:253OH!3⭐⭐⭐ Very much your thing
3:30–4:00The ParadoxOptional discovery
4:05–4:35BaysideMelodic rock/punk, not screamo
4:40–5:20Joey Valence & Brae⭐⭐⭐ Fun, poppy, danceable
5:20–5:30Quick break
5:30–6:15Slick Rick⭐ Fun change of pace
6:15–6:30Food/rest
6:30–7:30The All-American Rejects⭐⭐⭐ Big pop-rock hits
7:30–8:00Break / move toward Pixies
8:15–8:35PixiesCatch a taste
8:35MOVE to Twenty One PilotsGet a good spot
8:40–10:00TWENTY ONE PILOTS⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The main event

Why I like this for you

12:00 — Cardinals

I’d actually start here. You don’t need to arrive at noon and immediately throw yourself into something intense. Cardinals are a relatively mellow way to get oriented with the festival, grab your bearings, and ease into the day.

1:10 — JMSN

This is a sleeper pick for you. JMSN is much more R&B/soul/electronic/pop than punk. If you’re looking for something that doesn’t sound like Riot Fest’s stereotypical guitar-heavy lineup, this is a good early stop.

2:20 — Violet Grohl

A nice, accessible rock set. And it’s only 30 minutes, so there’s little downside.

2:55 — 3OH!3

⭐ This is a definite.

For someone who likes pop, 3OH!3 is probably one of your best Friday choices. It’s danceable, ridiculous in a good way, and very different from the hardcore bands.

3:30 — The Paradox

I’d treat this as a maybe. You can see 15–20 minutes, and if you’re not feeling it, wander off. Don’t sacrifice your energy for a band you’re unfamiliar with.

4:05 — Bayside

They’re punk/emo, but not the hardcore/screamo experience you’re trying to avoid. They’re melodic and hooky. I’d give them the whole 30 minutes.

4:40 — Joey Valence & Brae

⭐⭐⭐ Another big recommendation.

This could be one of the most fun sets of your day. It’s hip-hop/electronic/party music, with a lot of old-school flavor. You’re going to get a crowd that’s dancing rather than standing around looking miserable while someone screams into a microphone. 😂

5:30 — Slick Rick

This is another great change of pace. You’re not going to get wall-to-wall guitars for the entire afternoon. Slick Rick is a legendary storyteller and should make for a really entertaining festival set.

Then…

🍔 6:15–6:30: TAKE A BREAK

I’d make this a non-negotiable.

You’ve been there since noon. Eat something, sit down, hydrate, bathroom, recharge.

Because the evening is where your best stuff starts.


🎤 6:30 — The All-American Rejects

⭐⭐⭐ Absolutely go.

For your stated taste, I would choose All-American Rejects over Santigold.

Santigold is good, but if you like pop music, The All-American Rejects give you the stuff you’re much more likely to know and sing along with:

“Swing, Swing”
“Dirty Little Secret”
“Move Along”
“Gives You Hell”

This is your big nostalgic pop-rock set before the headliner.


🌅 7:30–8:10 — Rest and reposition

This is where I’d differ from the typical festival schedule.

Don’t go chase another band.

You have Twenty One Pilots in 70 minutes, and you’re going to want some energy left.

Grab a drink, use the bathroom and gradually work your way toward the Riot Stage.


🎸 8:15 — Pixies

Here’s the fun dilemma.

Pixies start at 8:15 and Twenty One Pilots start at 8:40.

I would absolutely see the beginning of Pixies.

Give them about 15–20 minutes.

Then leave around 8:32–8:35 and head toward Twenty One Pilots.

You’re not going to get a full Pixies set, obviously, but you’ll get a taste of one of the most important alternative-rock bands ever, and you won’t sacrifice your headliner.


⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 8:40–10:00 — TWENTY ONE PILOTS

This is your priority.

I’d actually be willing to sacrifice more than Pixies to make sure you get a good spot for Twenty One Pilots.

If you’re really excited about them, I’d leave Pixies at 8:30 rather than trying to squeeze every possible minute out of it.


🚫 What I’d skip for you

Based specifically on “I don’t like hardcore or screamo”, I would not bother with:

  • Fleshwater
  • Soul Glo
  • Greet Death
  • Panic Shack
  • The Callous Daoboys
  • Guttermouth

And I’d probably skip:

  • Rise Against — great band, but much more aggressive than your preferred sound.
  • Alkaline Trio — potentially enjoyable for you, but I’d rather give you a break before the evening.
  • Sex Pistols — historically fascinating, but not necessary if you’re primarily there for pop/alternative.
  • GWAR — unless you want the spectacle. The music itself is definitely not your lane.
  • Iggy Pop — he’s a legend, but the timing makes him impossible with Twenty One Pilots anyway.

One change I’d make if you want even more pop

If you’re tired by 4:40, skip Bayside and spend that 4:05–4:35 slot resting. Then go straight to Joey Valence & Brae.

That would make your day:

Cardinals → JMSN → Violet Grohl → 3OH!3 → BREAK → Joey Valence & Brae → Slick Rick → BREAK → All-American Rejects → Pixies → Twenty One Pilots

Honestly, that’s probably the Friday schedule I’d give you. It’s varied, pop-friendly, has plenty of breaks, and avoids turning your day into a six-hour hardcore endurance test. 😄

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